Musings from Students of the Pardes Institute of Jewish Studies in Jerusalem
Posted on November 9, 2012 by Derek Kwait
My current ‘stache ranks somewhere between Grover’s perpetually disappointed customer Mr. Johnson and Gomez Addams:
Conversation of the Movember so far:
MAN 1: I wish I could grow a mustache.
WOMAN 1: Just close your eyes and concentrate!
[they try it.]
MAN 1: I don’t think it’s working.
ME: That’s because you’re not doing it right. You have to close your eyes and think about Freddy Mercury.
[WOMAN 1 tries it]
WOMAN 1: Scary things happen when I do that..
