Posted on November 9, 2012 by Derek Kwait
My current ‘stache ranks somewhere between Grover’s perpetually disappointed customer Mr. Johnson and Gomez Addams:
Conversation of the Movember so far:
MAN 1: I wish I could grow a mustache.
WOMAN 1: Just close your eyes and concentrate!
[they try it.]
MAN 1: I don’t think it’s working.
ME: That’s because you’re not doing it right. You have to close your eyes and think about Freddy Mercury.
[WOMAN 1 tries it]
WOMAN 1: Scary things happen when I do that..